·         _____(name) The Man The Myth The Legend! - 206-1157             

·         _____(name) The Woman The Myth The Legend! - 206-1157b             

·         ______(name) Plays well with others! - 206-1184             

·         24 Hours in a day, 24 Bottles in a case, Coincidence? I think not! - 206-1198             

·         29 Again??? Talk about Recycling! - 206-1009             

·         A Cat is the only real love that money can buy! - 206-1017             

·         A Day without Sunshine... Is like dark! - 206-1061             

·         Adult T-Shirt with Embroidered Sayings - 1185- What!!!! What did I do now?*! - 206-1185             

·         Age & Treachery will always beat Youth & Skill - 206-1120              

·         All men are idiots! And I married their king! - 206-1134             

·         All Stressed Out and no one to choke! - 206-1073             

·         Anchors Away - 206-1500             

·         And you say PSYCHO Like it's a bad thing! - 206-1038             

·         At my age 'Getting Lucky' means finding your car in the parking lot! - 206-1006             

·         At my age I've got achy, breaky everything! - 206-1098             

·         At my age I've seen it all, heard it all, and done it all. I just can't remember it all! - 206-1097             

·         At the sound of my name fish tremble! - 206-1023             

·         Be Bold, Color outside the lines! - 206-1008             

·         Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder! - 206-1138             

·         Because I'm the Mom! That's why! - 206-1094              

·         Being a Crabby Bitch is part of the charm! - 206-1069             

·         Beware of Wife! (Dog OK) - 206-1015             

·         BITE ME! - 206-1082             

·         Body by Chocolate! - 206-1182             

·         Born to Dance - 206-15

·         Caution! I am having a Senior Moment! – 206-1148

·         Chaos, Panic, & Disorder - My work here is done! - 206-1011             

·         Chocolate - The other Major Food Group! - 206-1065             

·         Christmas Bells - 206-1502             

·         Consciousness - that Annoying Time Between Naps! - 206-1060             

·         Country Christmas - 206-1503             

·         Damn I'm Good! - 206-1093             

·         Dance - 206-1504             

·         Dear Lord, Please keep your hand around my shoulder, and your hand over my mouth! Amen - 206-1110             

·         Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice Doggy' until you can find a rock! - 206-1118             

·         Do I Look Like a People Person!  - 206-1010             

·         Do Not Start with Me, You will Not Win! - 206-1070             

·         Do not take life to seriously, no one gets out alive! - 206-1139             

·         Don't assume I can cook! - 206-1119             

·         Don't be so Open Minded! Your brains will fall out! - 206-1012             

·         Don't bother Me! I'm living happily ever after! - 206-1016             

·         DON'T EVEN ASK! - 206-1152              

·         Don't Get Mad... Get Even! - 206-1027             

·         Doves - 206-1505             

·         Dude - 206-1089             

·         Due to Budget Cuts the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off! - 206-1122             

·         Earth Insane Asylum for the Universe! - 206-1140             

·         Every time I hear the dirty word 'Exercise' I wash my mouth out with Chocolate! - 206-1007             

·         Fabulous - 206-1087             

·         Families are like Fudge, mostly sweet with a few nuts! - 206-1113             

·         Forget Love! I'd rather fall in Chocolate! - 206-1186             

·         Friends don't let friends drive Green Tractors! - 206-1105             

·         Friends don't let friends drive Red Tractors! - 206-1104             

·         Geezer Formerly known as 'Stud Muffin' - 206-1099             

·         Get me drunk then sit back and enjoy the show! - 206-1155             

·         Git-R-Done - 206-1090             

·         Git-R-Drunk then Git-R-Done - 206-1091             

·         Give me all your Chocolate and nobody gets hurt! - 206-1187             

·         Go Fish! - 206-1026             

·         Go Fly a Kite! - 206-1019             

·         goddess - 206-1084             

·         Golf If it goes right it's a slice; If it goes left it's a hook, If it goes straight it's a miracle! - 206-1146             

·         Golf suits me to a Tee! - 206-1022             

·         Good Girls are Bad Girls that never got caught! - 206-1056             

·         Guys have feelings too! Like, Who Cares! - 206-1066             

·         Happy Hollyday - 206-1506             

·         Hard work may kill you! Why take chances? - 206-1169             

·         He who laughs last, Laughs Slowest! - 206-1013             

·         Heart Notes - 206-1509             

·         Heart, Funky - 206-1508             

·         Hearts Border - 206-1507             

·         Here I am! Now, what are your other two wishes? - 206-1133             

·         How to keep Stupid People Busy (see other side) - 206-1085             

·         Husband For Sale Remote included! - 206-1025             

·         I am not bossy... I just have better ideas! - 206-1076             

·         I am not Cynical I am Experienced! - 206-1135             

·         I am your Father! Not an ATM machine! - 206-1150             

·         I can fix anything! Where's the Duct Tape? - 206-1129             

·         I can only please one person at a time. Today is not your day and tomorrow's not looking good either! - 206-1111             

·         I cannot be bought! (Inquire about Leasing) - 206-1124             

·         I chose the path less traveled... Now where the hell is it? - 206-1125             

·         I don't Have Hot Flashes, I have short private vacations in the tropics - 206-1001             

·         I don't have hot flashes... I have Power Surges - 206-1014             

·         I don't Jog it makes the ice jump out of my glass! - 206-1102             

·         I don't repeat gossip.... So listen carefully! - 206-1114             

·         I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it! - 206-1141             

·         I Double Dog Dare You! - 206-1086             

·         I got this shirt when I turned ____(age). I hate this shirt! - 206-1151             

·         I got this t-shirt for my husband. Pretty good trade Huh?! - 206-1127             

·         I have PMS and a gun in my pocket! Any Questions? - 206-1018             

·         I have the body of a god... Buddha! - 206-1173             

·         I haven't Lost My Mind! It's backed up on a disk somewhere! - 206-1149             

·         I Hear Voices... and They Don't Like You! - 206-1048             

·         I just do what the little voice in my head tells me to do! - 206-1172             

·         I Kiss better than I Cook! - 206-1020             

·         I Love You This Much!  - 206-1525 

·         I Married Mr. Right! I just didn't realize his first name was ALWAYS! - 206-1145b             

·         I Married Mrs. Right! I just didn't realize her first name was ALWAYS! - 206-1145a             

·         I may be fat but you are ugly and I can diet! - 206-1021             

·         I never let the facts interfere with my opinion! - 206-1024             

·         I never met a Chocolate I didn't like! - 206-1045             

·         I only Fish on days that end with a 'Y' - 206-1159              

·         I only Golf on days that end with a 'Y' - 206-1161             

·         I only have one nerve left and you’re on it! - 206-1033             

·         I only Hunt on days that end with a 'Y' - 206-1160             

·         I only Shop on days that end with a 'Y' - 206-1162             

·         I Smile because I am you mother. I Laugh because there's nothing you can do about it! - 206-1163             

·         I take life with a grain of salt, a wedge of lime, and a shot of Tequila -  206-1199             

·         I use to be Indecisive... Now I am not so sure! - 206-1064             

·         I used to be schizophrenic, but We're ok now! - 206-1074             

·         I used to have a handle on life... but it broke! - 206-1039             

·         I wish the buck stopped here... I could use a few! - 206-1043             

·         I would if I could but I can't so I won't! - 206-1036             

·         I'd be much nicer if you gave me Chocolate! - 206-1188             

·         I'd enjoy this day more if it started later! - 206-1046             

·         I'd stop eating Chocolate, but I'm no quitter! - 206-1028             

·         If at first you don't succeed, do it the way your wife told you! - 206-1112             

·         If at first you don't succeed... 206- 1051 

·         If mommy ain't happy, ain't nobody happy! - 206-1115              

·         If Sweetness fails, and Tears don't work... Nag! - 206-1050             

·         If things get better with age then I'm nearing perfection! - 206-1147             

·         If you can't Convince Them, Confuse Them! - 206-1062             

·         I'm ___ but I've got the body of an 18 year old inside trying to get out! - 206-1103             

·         I'm a natural blonde. S-P-E-A-K S-L-O-W-L-Y - 206-1126             

·         I'm Celebrating the ____ Anniversary of my ____ Birthday! - 206-1183             

·         I'm in my own little world, but that's OK, they know me there! - 206-1130             

·         I'm in Shape! Round is a Shape! - 206-1123             

·         I'm not _______! I'm $_9.95 plus tax! - 206-1002             

·         I'm not aging... I'm Maintaining! - 206-1034             

·         I'm not getting older, I'm getting better! - 206-1055             

·         I'm not hard to please I just like things my way! - 206-1107             

·         I'm not Over the Hill... I'm on the Back 9! - 206-1049             

·         I'm Retired! So where the heck is my discount? - 206-1158              

·         I'm smiling because I have no idea what is going on! - 206-1059             

·         I'm Smiling... That alone should scare you! - 206-1075             

·         I'm Sorry My Fault! I forgot you were an Idiot! - 206-1071             

·         I'm Still Hot...It Just Comes in Flashes! - 206-1005             

·         In Case of Emergency Administer Chocolate! - 206-1165             

·         Instigator - 206-1081             

·         Is it tall, dark, and handsome in here or is it just me? - 206-1179             

·         Is there Life Before Coffee? - 206-1052             

·         It Is what It Is! - 206-1077             

·         It's 5:00 Somewhere - 206-1195             

·         It's called PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken! - 206-1142             

·         I've got a good memory... But it's short! - 206-1053             

·         Jack-o-lantern - 206-1510             

·         Jeaneous - 206-1088             

·         Jesus - 206-1511             

·         Just to save time let's assume I know everything! - 206-1108             

·         Keep Staring... I may do a trick! - 206-1004             

·         Kiss Me I'm Irish! - 206-1512             

·         Life is too short to drink cheap wine - 206-1196             

·         Love - 206-1513             

·         Many a child are spoiled because you can't spank Grandma! - 206-1096             

·         Many a child are spoiled because you can't spank Grandpa! - 206-1095             

·         Merry Christmas Reindeer - 206-1524             

·         My age is an unlisted number!- 206-1171             

·         My decision is maybe, and that's final! - 206-1047             

·         My estrogen is gone and I have a gun! - 206-1054             

·         Next Mood Swing in 6 Minutes! - 206-1067             

·         Nobody knows! (I'm Elvis) - 206-1136             

·         NOEL - 206-1523             

·         Not everything is flat in Iowa - 206-1128             

·         Not My Problem! - 206-1156             

·         Now I know why some animals eat their young! - 206-1063             

·         OK, so what is the Speed of Dark? - 206-1058             

·         Once you are Over the Hill... You Pick Up Speed! - 206-1100             

·         Out of my mind! (Back in 5 Minutes!) - 206-1035             

·         Party Girl! - 206-1057             

·         Please don't make me kill you! - 206-1072             

·         Real Men don't read Instructions! - 206-1042             

·         Shock Me... Say something intelligent! - 206-1029             

·         Sing Hallelujah - 206-1514             

·         Smile! It makes people wonder what you are up to! - 206-1164             

·         Smith & Wesson The original point & click interface - 206-1143             

·         So I'm not 'Superwife' Adjust! - 206-1106             

·         So much Chocolate... So little time! - 206-1041             

·         So much to do... So few people to do it for me! - 206-1175             

·         Some mornings I wake up grumpy, other mornings I let him sleep! - 206-1116             

·         Some things are better rich! Like Coffee, Chocolate, & Men! - 206-1170             

·         Sophisticated, Seductive, Complex and Full Bodied - 206-1197             

·         Sorry If I don't look interested... I'm Not! - 206-1068             

·         Star - 206-1083             

·         Stressed is desserts spelled backwards! - 206-1030             

·         Summer Scene - 206-1517             

·         Summertime - 206-1518             

·         S-w-e-e-e-t! - 206-1178             

·         Teachers change the world one child at a time. - 206-1109             

·         The fastest way to a Man's Heart is through his Ribcage! - 206-1176             

·         The gene pool could use a little chlorine! - 206-1040             

·         The Golfer's Diet'... Stay on the Greens! - 206-1032             

·         The older I get, the better I was! - 206-1031             

·         Therapy is expensive. Poppin' bubbles is cheap. You choose! - 206-1132             

·         Three Christmas Trees - 206-1520             

·         Three Doves - 206-1519             

·         Three Sail Boats - 206-1522             

·         Truth What you get someone else to believe - 206-1181             

·         Two Doves - 206-1521             

·         Warning! I have an attitude and I know how to use it! - 206-1168             

·         Warning! I'm just like my mother! - 206-1154             

·         Warning! Mom's gone Beast! - 206-1037             

·         We don't Skinny Dip, we Chunky Dunk! – 206-1101 

·         We've been through a lot together... Most of it has been Your Fault! - 206-1166             

·         Whatever the question is, the answer is 'Yes Dear!' - 206-1144              

·         Whatever! - 206-1174             

·         What's your sign? - 206-1180             

·         When all else fails call 1-800-grandma! - 206-1117a             

·         When all else fails call 1-800-grandpa! - 206-1117b             

·         When in Doubt... Duck! - 206-1044              

·         When in doubt... Run in circles and scream! - 206-1153             

·         Whip Me, Squeeze Me, Make Me Wine! - 206-1177             

·         Who are these kids??? And why are they calling me Mom? - 206-1131             

·         Wineaux A wine lover who drinks from a glass - 206-1200             

·         Winemaker Extraordinaire - 206-1201             

·         Ya Think? - 206-1080             

·         You are like warm bright sunshine on my face... When I am trying to sleep! -  206-1092             

·         You are not the Boss of ME! - 206-1079              

·         You can agree with me or you can be wrong! - 206-1167             

·         You know you are old when 'Happy Hour' is a nap! - 206-1137             

·         You non-conformists are all alike! - 206-1121             

·         You're looking at Perfection! - 206-1078